Fuckured

When a passionate night goes horribly sideways, one man learns the hard way that size really does matter — especially when physics gets involved.

Now he’s stuck on the couch with an ice pack, a bruised ego, and a girlfriend who might be a national threat.

Emergency rooms, group chat chaos, and a penis-shaped cake follow.

This isn’t a love story — it’s a survival tale.

Some couples break the bed. These two broke the dick.